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621There is no gravity. The Earth sucks. Share on Facebook      
622There is no I in team, but there is a ME. Share on Facebook      
623There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrrong. Share on Facebook      
624There is no legitimate reason for a travel agent to need to know if you have experience in jungle warfare. Share on Facebook      
625There is no limit to how bad things can get. Share on Facebook      
626There is no limit to the amount of good people could accomplish, if they don't care who gets the credit. Share on Facebook      
627There is no problem a good miracle can't solve. Share on Facebook      
628There is no remedy for sex...except more sex. Share on Facebook      
629There is no stronger bond of friendship than a mutual enemy. Share on Facebook      
630There is no such thing as a hole on your side of the canoe. Share on Facebook      
631There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole. Share on Facebook      
632There is no time like the pleasant. Share on Facebook      
633There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be doing. Share on Facebook      
634There is nothing more uncommon than common sense Share on Facebook      
635There is nothing two people can't do as long as one of them is God. Share on Facebook      
636There is nothing wrong in having nothing to say, unless you insist on saying it. Share on Facebook      
637There is nothing wrong with California that the San Andreas fault cannot cure. Share on Facebook      
638There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that. Share on Facebook      
639There is only one pretty child in the world... and every mother has it. Share on Facebook      
640There is so much nudity on TV these days...I just sit there and shake my fist. Share on Facebook