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621I think I will take this opportunity to remove my ears. Share on Facebook      
622I think I'll skip English tomorrow. There are just certain aspects of Moby I don't want to know about. Share on Facebook      
623I think I've found the trouble with our economy. There are far more ways to get into debt, than there are to get out of it. Share on Facebook      
624I think I've reached my sexpiration date. Share on Facebook      
625I think if I have a good breakfast I could go without food for the rest ofthe day. I think that until about lunchtime. Share on Facebook      
626I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because I like people to do what I say. Share on Facebook      
627I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. Share on Facebook      
628I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. Share on Facebook      
629I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. Share on Facebook      
630I think Microsoft has gone too far... Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows. Share on Facebook      
631I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover. Share on Facebook      
632I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it. Share on Facebook      
633I think she walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. Share on Facebook      
634I think someone has to be listening to you for it to be an actual conversation. Share on Facebook      
635I think that crematoriums give discounts to burn victims. Share on Facebook      
636I think that people who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to. Share on Facebook      
637I think that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans. Share on Facebook      
638I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said,Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.' Share on Facebook      
639I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack. Share on Facebook      
640I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. Share on Facebook