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621Any system or program, however complicated, when looked at in exactly the right way will become even more complicated. Share on Facebook      
622Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced. Share on Facebook      
623Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something. Share on Facebook      
624Any twelve people who can't get themselves out of jury duty are not my peers. Share on Facebook      
625Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first. Share on Facebook      
626Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. Share on Facebook      
627Anybody that wants the presidency so much that he would spend two years campaigning and organizing for it should not be trusted with the office. Share on Facebook      
628Anybody who thinks talk is cheap never argued with a traffic cop. Share on Facebook      
629Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire. Share on Facebook      
630Anyone can make a mountain out of a molehill by throwing on more dirt. Share on Facebook      
631Anyone can quit smoking, it takes a real man to fight cancer. Share on Facebook      
632Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. Share on Facebook      
633Anyone who has the time to look for a 4-leaf clover needs to find one. Share on Facebook      
634Anyone who is not a socialist at 16 has no heart, but anyone who still is at 32 has no mind. Share on Facebook      
635Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked. Share on Facebook      
636Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. Share on Facebook      
637Anyone who makes an absolute statement is a fool. Share on Facebook      
638Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it. Share on Facebook      
639Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Share on Facebook      
640Anyone who starts a sentence "With all due respect..." is about to insult you. Share on Facebook