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6341Universal truth: People who don't drive slam car doors too hard Share on Facebook      
6342Universal truth: Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly. Share on Facebook      
6343Universal truth: Reading when you're drunk is horrible. Share on Facebook      
6344Universal truth: Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball. Share on Facebook      
6345Universal truth: Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly. Share on Facebook      
6346Universal truth: Some days you see lots of people on crutches. Share on Facebook      
6347Universal truth: The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad. Share on Facebook      
6348Universal truth: The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug. Share on Facebook      
6349Universal truth: The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. Share on Facebook      
6350Universal truth: There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something. Share on Facebook      
6351Universal truth: Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. Share on Facebook      
6352Universal truth: You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses. Share on Facebook      
6353Universal truth: You can't respect a man who carries a dog. Share on Facebook      
6354Universal truth: You never ever run out of salt. Share on Facebook      
6355Universal truth: You never know where to look when eating a banana. Share on Facebook      
6356Universal truth: You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden. Share on Facebook      
6357Universal truth: You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps. Share on Facebook      
6358Universal truth: You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with. Share on Facebook      
6359Unix is user friendly - it's just picky about it's friends. Share on Facebook      
6360UNIX: when you can't afford the very best. Share on Facebook