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6301Trying to squash a rumour is like trying to unring a bell. Share on Facebook      
6302TV teaches us the big ultimate destroying robot always has an easily found and usable self destruct button. Share on Facebook      
6303Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. Share on Facebook      
6304Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, "So. What did you think?" Share on Facebook      
6305Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long. Share on Facebook      
6306Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" Share on Facebook      
6307Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy. Share on Facebook      
6308Two eyebrows are better than one. Share on Facebook      
6309Two fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out! We don't serve your type here." Share on Facebook      
6310Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked. Share on Facebook      
6311Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was asalted. Share on Facebook      
6312Two people in every one is a schizophrenic. Share on Facebook      
6313Two rights do not make a wrong, they make an airplane. Share on Facebook      
6314Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?" Share on Facebook      
6315Two things are sure in life: There is a God, and you are not him. Share on Facebook      
6316Two things you have to do to become an old-timer: don't use and don't die. Share on Facebook      
6317Two words: Catapulting Teacups. Share on Facebook      
6318Two wrongs are only the beginning. Share on Facebook      
6319Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. Share on Facebook      
6320Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left. Share on Facebook