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6261Tonight's weather, dark, continuing mostly dark tonight, leading to widely scattered areas of light in the morning. Share on Facebook      
6262Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. Share on Facebook      
6263Too many Christians are no longer fishers of men but keepers of the aquarium. Share on Facebook      
6264Too many couples marry for better or for worse, but not for good. Share on Facebook      
6265Too many freaks, not enough circuses. Share on Facebook      
6266Too many people don't care what happens, so long as it doesn't happen to them. Share on Facebook      
6267Too much arousal can bring on a hard-attack. Share on Facebook      
6268Too much of a good thing is wonderful. Share on Facebook      
6269Too much of everything is just enough. Share on Facebook      
6270Too much Pluribus, not enough Unum. Share on Facebook      
6271Tornado rips through cemetery: Hundreds dead! Share on Facebook      
6272Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas. Share on Facebook      
6273Transvestites: men who like to eat, drink, and be Mary. Share on Facebook      
6274Trapezoid: a device for trapping zoids. Share on Facebook      
6275Travel is very educational. I can now ask for "Kaopectate" in seven different languages. Share on Facebook      
6276Treat anger like gold. Spend it wisely or not at all. Share on Facebook      
6277Treat each day as your last, one day you will be right. Share on Facebook      
6278Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you, not because they are nice, but because you are. Share on Facebook      
6279Trees don't fall in the forest when no one's around to see them. Sometimes they just happen to be on the ground when you see them again. Share on Facebook      
6280Triumph is "umph" added to try. Share on Facebook