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6221To err is human; to moo, bovine. Share on Facebook      
6222To every complex problem there is an easy answer; and it is wrong! Share on Facebook      
6223To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends. Share on Facebook      
6224To foretell the destiny of a nation, one has to open the book of her past. Share on Facebook      
6225To generalize is to be an idiot. Share on Facebook      
6226To hate a person is a waste; half the people you hate don't care, and the other half don't know. Share on Facebook      
6227To know what you know, and to know what you don't know is true knowledge. Share on Facebook      
6228To let a fool kiss you is stupid. To let a kiss fool you is worse. Share on Facebook      
6229To light a candle is to cast a shadow. Share on Facebook      
6230To live your life to the fullest, you've got to be a master of economics... after all, time's demand is always far exceeding it's supply. Share on Facebook      
6231To love and win is the best thing; to love and lose, the next best. Share on Facebook      
6232To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad. Share on Facebook      
6233To me, good exercise is soaking in a tub, pulling the plug, and fighting the current ! Share on Facebook      
6234To say that a man can not love one woman at a time is ridiculous. It is like saying a musician needs more than one violin to play the same piece of music. Share on Facebook      
6235To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can! Share on Facebook      
6236To some its a six-pack, to me its a support group. Share on Facebook      
6237To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. Share on Facebook      
6238To stop smoking is very easy. I ought to know, I've done it a thousand times. Share on Facebook      
6239To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles. Share on Facebook      
6240To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it. Share on Facebook