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6201To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Share on Facebook      
6202To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia. Share on Facebook      
6203To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it. Share on Facebook      
6204To be loved is to be fortunate, but to be hated is to achieve distinction. Share on Facebook      
6205To be or not to be... I think its a trick question. Share on Facebook      
6206To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old. Share on Facebook      
6207To be successful at fishing, you should get there yesterday, when the fish were biting. Share on Facebook      
6208To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. Share on Facebook      
6209To define recursion, we must first define recursion. Share on Facebook      
6210To do is to be [Descartes]. To be is to do [Voltaire]. Do be do be do [Frank Sinatra]. Share on Facebook      
6211To do two things at once is to do neither. Share on Facebook      
6212To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are. Share on Facebook      
6213To err is human ... to rub it in is divine. Share on Facebook      
6214To err is human, but to really screw things up requires a computer. Share on Facebook      
6215To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential. Share on Facebook      
6216To err is human, to blame it on someone else is more human. Share on Facebook      
6217To err is human, to forgive highly unlikely. Share on Facebook      
6218To err is human. To blame someone else is politics. Share on Facebook      
6219To err is human. To forgive is against company policy. Share on Facebook      
6220To err is human...and to blame it on a computer is even more so. Share on Facebook