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601Why it is a penny for your thoughts, but you have to put your two cents in? Somebody's making a penny. Share on Facebook      
602Why must the phrase, "It is none of my business" always be followed by, "but"? Share on Facebook      
603Why not have your cake and eat it too - it's cake, what else are you going to do with it? Share on Facebook      
604Why remember quotes when you can make them up? Share on Facebook      
605Why should I waste my time reliving the past when I can spend it worrying about the future? Share on Facebook      
606Why was the Holy Roman Empire neither holy nor Roman? Share on Facebook      
607Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy? Share on Facebook      
608Why? Because I said so, damn it. Now go to your room. Share on Facebook      
609Wife's definition of retirement: Twice as much husband on half as much pay. Share on Facebook      
610Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Share on Facebook      
611Will your answer to this question be no? Share on Facebook      
612Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win. Share on Facebook      
613Winning is not everything, but the effort to win is. Share on Facebook      
614Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything Share on Facebook      
615Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity. If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick. Share on Facebook      
616Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug. Share on Facebook      
617Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat. Share on Facebook      
618Wipe your mouth. There's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips. Share on Facebook      
619Wisdom comes with age. Death comes with age. Therefore, wisdom is dangerous. Share on Facebook      
620Wisdom consists in knowing what to do with what you know. Share on Facebook