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601There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for. Share on Facebook      
602There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." Share on Facebook      
603There is a guaranteed way to get what you want... want less. Share on Facebook      
604There is a light side, a dark side, and then there's my side, we kill people ten times faster and with less reason. Share on Facebook      
605There is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder. Share on Facebook      
606There is a pill for every ill, and a bill for every pill. Share on Facebook      
607There is a right way, a wrong way, and my way to do everything. Share on Facebook      
608There is a tax on sex... it's called 'children'. Share on Facebook      
609There is a technical meteorological term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called a "Monday." Share on Facebook      
610There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. Share on Facebook      
611There is a thin line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. Share on Facebook      
612There is a thin, red line between eccentricity and insanity. That thin red line is a tiny pink dot to me. Share on Facebook      
613There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation. Share on Facebook      
614There is absolutely nothing to be said in favour of growing old. There ought to be leglislation against it. Share on Facebook      
615There is actually a cure for the summertime blues, but it doesn't work very well. Share on Facebook      
616There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. Share on Facebook      
617There is always something to be thankful for. If you can't pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors. Share on Facebook      
618There is an “exception to every rule” - and most people think they are it. Share on Facebook      
619There is life, and then there is summer. Share on Facebook      
620There is no evidence to support the notion that life is serious. Share on Facebook