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601I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he's gone. Share on Facebook      
602I started out with nothing and I still have most of it. Share on Facebook      
603I started seeing a therapist. She didn't know I was seeing her. That was kinda fun. Share on Facebook      
604I stayed in a foreign hotel that had no bathroom...it was uncanny. Share on Facebook      
605I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter. Share on Facebook      
606I still have my christmas tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. Share on Facebook      
607I still miss my ex-girlfriend... but my aim is improving. Share on Facebook      
608I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better. Share on Facebook      
609I stopped at two gas stations today. I robbed the first one so I could pay the second. Share on Facebook      
610I stopped taking tranquilizers... I was starting to be nice to people I didn't even want to talk to. Share on Facebook      
611I suffer from a sexually transmitted disease...children. Share on Facebook      
612I surf the real world. Share on Facebook      
613I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. Share on Facebook      
614I talk to myself a lot. it bothers people, though, because I use a megaphone. Share on Facebook      
615I thank, therefore you're welcome. Share on Facebook      
616I think all humans suffer from an identity crisis at some point in their life... Makes me glad I'm a rabbit. Share on Facebook      
617I think animal testing is a bad idea; they get all nervous, and give the wrong answers. Share on Facebook      
618I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. Share on Facebook      
619I think I am getting to that awkward age. Too young for Medicare and too old for men to care. Share on Facebook      
620I think I might be getting over my insomnia. The other day my foot fell asleep. Share on Facebook