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601Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind. Share on Facebook      
602Anger the French. Make tacos. Share on Facebook      
603Animal testing is futile! The animals always get nervous and give the wrong answers! Share on Facebook      
604Answering Machine Recording: "You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press one ...Now press the other one." Share on Facebook      
605Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner or the workshop. Corollary: On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first always strike your toes. Share on Facebook      
606Antiques are things one generation buys, the next generation gets rid off, and the following generation buys at auction at amazing prices. Share on Facebook      
607Any argument carried far enough will end up in semantics. Share on Facebook      
608Any car will last a lifetime - if you are careless enough. Share on Facebook      
609Any clod can have the facts, but having an opinion is an art. Share on Facebook      
610Any closet is a walk-in closet if you try hard enough. Share on Facebook      
611Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. Share on Facebook      
612Any error in any calculation will be in the direction of the most harm. Share on Facebook      
613Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain ... and most do. Share on Facebook      
614Any issue worth debating is worth avoiding altogether. Share on Facebook      
615Any landing you can walk away from is a good one. Share on Facebook      
616Any man who laughs at women's clothes has never paid the bill for them. Share on Facebook      
617Any man who says he can see right through a woman is sure missing a lot. Share on Facebook      
618Any ship can be a minesweeper... once. Share on Facebook      
619Any simple problem can be made insoluble if enough meetings are held to discuss it. Share on Facebook      
620Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object. Share on Facebook