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581Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit, but we don't laugh at a man just walking down the street carrying a clown outfit in one of those plastic dry-cleaner bags? Share on Facebook      
582Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? Share on Facebook      
583Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Share on Facebook      
584Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? Share on Facebook      
585Why is it, when you're rich, it's "eccentric"; when you're poor, it's just strange. Share on Facebook      
586Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Share on Facebook      
587Why is minimalism such a big word? Share on Facebook      
588Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? Share on Facebook      
589Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? The guy who wrote that song wrote everything. Share on Facebook      
590Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Share on Facebook      
591Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? Share on Facebook      
592Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Share on Facebook      
593Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Share on Facebook      
594Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? Share on Facebook      
595Why is there Braille on drive-through ATM machines? Share on Facebook      
596Why is there no Disneyland in China? No one's tall enough to go on the good rides. Share on Facebook      
597Why is Wednesday called "Hump Day" when most people get laid on the weekends? Share on Facebook      
598Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Share on Facebook      
599Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? Share on Facebook      
600Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food? There is fish flavored! Share on Facebook