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581There are two reasons why some folks don't mind their own business. No mind, No business. Share on Facebook      
582There are two sides to every argument, but I don't have time to listen to yours. Share on Facebook      
583There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's. Share on Facebook      
584There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. Share on Facebook      
585There are two things on earth that are universal: hydrogen and stupidity. Share on Facebook      
586There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: Before marriage and after marriage. Share on Facebook      
587There are two types of people in this world: those who leave a mark, and others who just leave a stain. Share on Facebook      
588There are two types of people who can tell you the truth about yourself: an enemy who has lost his temper and a friend who loves you dearly. Share on Facebook      
589There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't. Share on Facebook      
590There are two ways to be contented: one is liking what you do, and the other is doing what you like. Share on Facebook      
591There are two ways to construct a software design. Make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies; or make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. Share on Facebook      
592There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either one of them. Share on Facebook      
593There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything, both ways save us from thinking. Share on Facebook      
594There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives. Share on Facebook      
595There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. Share on Facebook      
596There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4AM. It could be a right number. Share on Facebook      
597There aren't enough days in the weekend. Share on Facebook      
598There can be no rainbow without a cloud and a storm. Share on Facebook      
599There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full. Share on Facebook      
600There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about. Share on Facebook