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581An optimist laughs to forget, a pessimist forgets to laugh. Share on Facebook      
582An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction. Share on Facebook      
583An ounce of rejection is worse than a pound of "sure". Share on Facebook      
584An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. Share on Facebook      
585An unemployed court jester is no one's fool. Share on Facebook      
586An unfinished thought is like a day without... Share on Facebook      
587An unmarried man has no buttons on his shirt. A married man has no shirt. Share on Facebook      
588Analysing humour is like analysing a frog: you can do it, but the frog tends to die in the process. Share on Facebook      
589Analysis is electrolysis for the anus. Share on Facebook      
590Anarchism is founded on the observation that since few men are wise enough to rule themselves, even fewer are wise enough to rule others. Share on Facebook      
591Anarchy is better than no government at all. Share on Facebook      
592Anatidaephobia: The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. Share on Facebook      
593Anatomy is something everyone has, it just looks better on a girl. Share on Facebook      
594Ancient Romans could tell time by looking at the sun. but I've never been able to make out the numbers. Share on Facebook      
595And he disappeared in a puff of logic. Share on Facebook      
596And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Share on Facebook      
597And out of the chaos, a voice spoke:Smile and be happy, for it can always be worse'. And I smiled, and I was happy, and it did get worse. Share on Facebook      
598And then God said: No! I meant a BUD light! Share on Facebook      
599And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...? Share on Facebook      
600Andrea's Admonition: Never bestow profanity upon a driver who has wronged you. If you think his window is closed and he can't hear you, it isn't and he can. Share on Facebook