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41You can lead a horse to water but you cannot make him wear swimtrunks. Share on Facebook      
42You can lead a horse to water, but, a pencil must be lead. Share on Facebook      
43You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. Share on Facebook      
44You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind. Share on Facebook      
45You can marry more money in ten minutes than you can earn in a lifetime. Share on Facebook      
46You can never understand the true value of something until you don't have it anymore. Share on Facebook      
47You can no more win a war that you can win an earthquake. Share on Facebook      
48You can observe a lot just by watching. Share on Facebook      
49You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. Share on Facebook      
50You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friend's nose. Share on Facebook      
51You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't flick your friends out the window. Share on Facebook      
52You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty. Share on Facebook      
53You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!" Share on Facebook      
54You can send a message around the world in 1/7 of a second; yet it may take several years to move a simple idea through a 1/4 inch of human skull. Share on Facebook      
55You can survive on charm for about 5 minutes...after that, you'd better know something! Share on Facebook      
56You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label. Share on Facebook      
57You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him. Share on Facebook      
58You can tell the quality of a person by how they treat people they don't need. Share on Facebook      
59You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish. Share on Facebook      
60You can turn dollars into cents, and sense into dollars, though not dollars into sense. Share on Facebook