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41We confess to little faults only to persuade ourselves that we have no great ones. Share on Facebook      
42We could accomplish a lot more if we'd get rid of our if's and and's; and get off our butts. Share on Facebook      
43We crucify ourselves between two thieves- regret for yesterday and fear of tomorrow. Share on Facebook      
44We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. Share on Facebook      
45We don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. Share on Facebook      
46We don't want a thing because we have found a reason for it, we find a reason for it because we want it. Share on Facebook      
47We had a great neighborhood watch going when I was a kid... until she closed her curtains. Share on Facebook      
48We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me. Share on Facebook      
49We have a strange and wonderful relationship: He's strange and I'm wonderful. Share on Facebook      
50We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true. Share on Facebook      
51We have all heard that there are two sides to every story, but after listening to many husband and wife arguments I have come to realize there are three sides to every story, her side, his side, and the truth. Share on Facebook      
52We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control. Share on Facebook      
53We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart? Share on Facebook      
54We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another. Share on Facebook      
55We judge others by their actions; we judge ourselves by our intentions. Share on Facebook      
56We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. Share on Facebook      
57We live in an imperfect world, and we will act imperfectly in that world. Share on Facebook      
58We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members! Share on Facebook      
59We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next-door neighbour. Share on Facebook      
60We may not be what we want to be, but thank God we are not what we used to be. Share on Facebook