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41That strange knocking sound coming from your right rear wheel? You can safely ignore it. Share on Facebook      
42That was Zen. This is Tao. Share on Facebook      
43That what does not kill you, makes you wish it had. Share on Facebook      
44That which cannot be taken apart will fall apart. Share on Facebook      
45That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again. Share on Facebook      
46That's a great outfit you're wearing ... I have just the perfect hanger for it. Share on Facebook      
47That's about as much fun as a game of Marco Polo with Helen Keller. Share on Facebook      
48That's not a haircut, it's a cry for help. Share on Facebook      
49The "think positive" leader tends to listen to his subordinate's premonitions only during the postmortems. Share on Facebook      
50The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there is a 90% probability you will get it wrong. Share on Facebook      
51The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. Share on Facebook      
52The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale, Last Week!'. Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in. Share on Facebook      
53The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. Share on Facebook      
54The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. Share on Facebook      
55The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through Congress. Share on Facebook      
56The alcoholic's mind is like a bad neighborhood, don't go there alone. Share on Facebook      
57The American Heart and Lung Association surveyed doctors and found that 9 out of 10 doctors who tried Camels went back to women. Share on Facebook      
58The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men. Share on Facebook      
59The Aquinas Axiom: What the gods get away with, the cows don't. Share on Facebook      
60The attitude within is more important than the circumstances without. Share on Facebook