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41Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Share on Facebook      
42Second place is the first loser. Share on Facebook      
43Security depends not so much upon how much you have as upon how much you can do without. Share on Facebook      
44See my halo bright and shiny, but mess with me and I'll kick your hiney. Share on Facebook      
45See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil. Share on Facebook      
46See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. Share on Facebook      
47Seek, and you shall be disappointed. Share on Facebook      
48Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. Share on Facebook      
49Self starters...will not. Share on Facebook      
50Senior Citizen: Give me my damn discount! Share on Facebook      
51Senior Moments are like vitamins; everyone gets one a day. Share on Facebook      
52Serenity is not freedom from the storm but peace amid the storm. Share on Facebook      
53Sex -- The poor man's polo. Share on Facebook      
54Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. Share on Facebook      
55Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. Share on Facebook      
56Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. Share on Facebook      
57Sex burns up 350 calories each time. Please help me, I'm on a diet. Share on Facebook      
58Sex is a killer...want to die happy? Share on Facebook      
59Sex is a misdemeanor. . .the more I miss it, the meaner I get Share on Facebook      
60Sex is a three-letter word which needs some four-letter words to convey its full meaning. Share on Facebook