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41Remember the tea kettle, though up to its neck in hot water, it continues to sing. Share on Facebook      
42Remember the times when the air was clean and sex was dirty? Share on Facebook      
43Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. Share on Facebook      
44Remember, no matter where you go...there you are! Share on Facebook      
45Remember, you are not alone. Everybody's family is crazy. Share on Facebook      
46Remember: First you pillage then you burn. Share on Facebook      
47Rented cars are the only true "all terrain vehicle". Share on Facebook      
48Repetition does not establish validity. Share on Facebook      
49Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. Share on Facebook      
50Researchers have finally released the ingredients in Viagra: 2% aspirin, 2% ibuprofen, 1% filler, and 95% "Fix a Flat" Share on Facebook      
51Resentment is like letting someone live rent-free in your head. Share on Facebook      
52Resistance is futile (if > 1 ohm). Share on Facebook      
53RETIREMENT: That marvelous time of life when the sun rises and you don't. Share on Facebook      
54Right now I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time.. I think I've forgotten this before... Share on Facebook      
55Right now in Spain, it's the annual Running of the Bulls. Followed, of course, by the Soiling of the Pants and then the Burying of the Idiots. Share on Facebook      
56Robertology: The study of Bob... Share on Facebook      
57Robots will be able to buy happiness, but in condensed chip form. Share on Facebook      
58Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors. Share on Facebook      
59Rocks tend to be rounder on even days of the year. Share on Facebook      
60Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. Share on Facebook