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41People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement. Share on Facebook      
42People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses. Share on Facebook      
43People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made. Share on Facebook      
44People who say that they don't fart are probably full of hot air. Share on Facebook      
45People who think they know everything upset those of us who do. Share on Facebook      
46People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. Share on Facebook      
47People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first. Share on Facebook      
48People will believe anything if you whisper it. Share on Facebook      
49People will buy anything that is one-to-a-customer. Share on Facebook      
50People will follow your footsteps more readily than they will follow you advice. Share on Facebook      
51People with dogs are too cowardly to bite for themselves. Share on Facebook      
52People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues. Share on Facebook      
53Percussive Maintenance - this is the fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. Share on Facebook      
54Perfect numbers like perfect men are very rare. Share on Facebook      
55Perfection is achieved only on the point of collapse. Share on Facebook      
56Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. Share on Facebook      
57Performance is directly affected by the perversity of inanimate objects. Share on Facebook      
58Personally, I don't believe the world owes me a living, although for the amount I make, an apology would be nice. Share on Facebook      
59Persons disagreeing with your facts are always emotional and employ faulty reasoning. Share on Facebook      
60Pessimists have already begun to worry about what is going to replace automation. Share on Facebook