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41Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. Share on Facebook      
42Marriage is a fine institution. but I don't think I'm ready to be put in an institution yet. Share on Facebook      
43Marriage is a mutual relationship as long as both parties know when to be mute. Share on Facebook      
44Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is a husband! Share on Facebook      
45Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Share on Facebook      
46Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? Share on Facebook      
47Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. Share on Facebook      
48Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's. Share on Facebook      
49Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Share on Facebook      
50Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Share on Facebook      
51Marriage is grand... divorce is about 10 grand. Share on Facebook      
52Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. Share on Facebook      
53Marriage is like a cage: those outside are desperate to get in, and those inside are desperate to get out. Share on Facebook      
54Marriage is like a coffin, and each kid is another nail. Share on Facebook      
55Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Share on Facebook      
56Marriage is like a violin; after the sweet music is over, there are still strings are attached. Share on Facebook      
57Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. Share on Facebook      
58Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist. Share on Facebook      
59Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Share on Facebook      
60Marriage is nature's way of stopping people from fighting with strangers. Share on Facebook