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41Hard work doesn't harm anyone, but I do not want to take chances. Share on Facebook      
42Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. Share on Facebook      
43Hard work is its own reward, but wouldn't you rather have the money? Share on Facebook      
44Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance? Share on Facebook      
45Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. Share on Facebook      
46Hard work spotlights the character of people; some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all! Share on Facebook      
47Hate is like swallowing poison and waiting for the other person to die. Share on Facebook      
48Hate the hairball, not the kitty. Share on Facebook      
49Hating hate does not mean you love love. Share on Facebook      
50Hatred may make you strong, but it also makes you blind and stupid. Share on Facebook      
51Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. Share on Facebook      
52Have you been to yet? Well, don't. It sucks. All it shows is a white screen with black letters that read, 'The page cannot be displayed.' Cheap bastards. Share on Facebook      
53Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations? Share on Facebook      
54Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it? Share on Facebook      
55Have you ever noticed how the contents of a box are much more interesting before the box is opened? Share on Facebook      
56Have you ever noticed how there are more horse's asses than there are horses? Share on Facebook      
57Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? Share on Facebook      
58Have you ever noticed that if you're wearing tight shoes, you forget all about your problems? Share on Facebook      
59Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client? Share on Facebook      
60Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It's because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time. Share on Facebook