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41Giving away baby clothes and furniture is a major cause of pregnancy. Share on Facebook      
42Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. Share on Facebook      
43Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. Share on Facebook      
44Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. Share on Facebook      
45Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever Share on Facebook      
46Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. Share on Facebook      
47Go now, or forever hold your pee. Share on Facebook      
48Go on. Add some variety to your sex life... Use the other hand! Share on Facebook      
49Go sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here. Share on Facebook      
50Goals are deceptive. The unaimed arrow never misses. Share on Facebook      
51God answers knee-mail. Share on Facebook      
52God Bless America, but God help Canada to put up with them! Share on Facebook      
53God could create the universe in six days because he didn't have to make it upward compatible. Share on Facebook      
54God created man before woman... but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece. Share on Facebook      
55God created man in his image. Being a gentleman, man did the same to God. Share on Facebook      
56God creates dinosaurs. God kills dinosaurs. God creates man. Man kills God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man... Woman inherits the earth. (Jurassic Park) Share on Facebook      
57God gave men muscles because he gave women strength. Share on Facebook      
58God has given us two ears, but one tongue, to show that we should be swift to hear, but slow to speak. God has set a double fence before the tongue, the teeth and the lips, to teach us to be wary that we offend not with our tongue. Share on Facebook      
59God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fee. Share on Facebook      
60God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. Share on Facebook