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41Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15 Share on Facebook      
42Find your aim in life, before you run out of ammunition. Share on Facebook      
43Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy. Share on Facebook      
44Firefighting is like sex; size, equipment, and technique are all important. Share on Facebook      
45First guy: "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." Share on Facebook      
46First National Bank of Dad. Sorry, closed. Share on Facebook      
47First rule of acting: whatever happens, look as if it were intended. Share on Facebook      
48First things first, but not necessarily in that order. Share on Facebook      
49First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down. Share on Facebook      
50Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. Share on Facebook      
51Five seconds later, I'm getting the upside of 15kV across the nipples. These ambulance guys sure know how to party. Share on Facebook      
52Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. Share on Facebook      
53Flatulence : An emergency vehicle that transports patients to the hospital after being squashed by a steamroller Share on Facebook      
54Flirt: A woman who thinks it's every man for herself. Share on Facebook      
55Flying is not dangerous. Crashing is dangerous. Share on Facebook      
56Follow God and he'll lead you where you should be. Follow me and we'll probably get lost a few times, and wind up on the other side of the galaxy. Share on Facebook      
57Follow your dream; unless it's the one where your naked at work during a fire drill. Share on Facebook      
58Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. Share on Facebook      
59Fools rush in - and get all the best seats. Share on Facebook      
60Football combines the two worst things about American life. It is violence, punctuated by committee meetings. Share on Facebook