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41Equality!! If men and women were created equal, a judge in capital crime cases would have to make sure that women were hung like men Share on Facebook      
42Error 7.0b1 - The item could not be deleted because it was missing. Share on Facebook      
43Error : Press any key except.. no, No, NO NOT THAT ONE! Share on Facebook      
44Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N) Share on Facebook      
45Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue. Share on Facebook      
46Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. Share on Facebook      
47Eschew obfuscation. Share on Facebook      
48Etc. is a word used to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Share on Facebook      
49Even a broken watch is right twice a day Share on Facebook      
50Even a mosquito doesn't get a slap on the back until he starts to work. Share on Facebook      
51Even a short pencil is more reliable then the longest memory. Share on Facebook      
52Even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out. Share on Facebook      
53Even at a Mensa convention someone is the dumbest person in the room. Share on Facebook      
54Even crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it. Share on Facebook      
55Even if I'm not asleep, that doesn't mean I'm awake. Share on Facebook      
56Even if you manage to convince me that I am gay, I am NOT going to sleep with you. Share on Facebook      
57Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Share on Facebook      
58Even if you're paranoid.. maybe they really are after you. Share on Facebook      
59Even in a pile of manure, a flower will grow. Share on Facebook      
60Even on the most exalted throne, you are still sitting on nothing but your ass. Share on Facebook