Browse all oneliners

A   B   C   D   E   F   G   H   I   J   K   L   M   N   O   P   Q   R   S   T   U   V   W   X   Y   Z   Other


41Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? Share on Facebook      
42Despite the proportional number of eyes and ears to mouths, people will talk twice as much as they pay attention. Share on Facebook      
43Despite the saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many men still sleep with their wives! Share on Facebook      
44Despite their other contributions to our society, lawyers can still be a great source of protein. Share on Facebook      
45Despite what mathematicians tell us, there are no numbers larger than 1239823649283629392873928462398. After that, you get a few stray 2's, a 3, a 5, and then nothing. Share on Facebook      
46Despite what you may think, nobody wins in a butter eating contest. Share on Facebook      
47Detroit: where the weak are killed and eaten. Share on Facebook      
48Diarrhea is hereditary... it runs in your jeans Share on Facebook      
49Did any of you married people out there ever wonder whether it's better to have loved and lost, than to have loved and won? Share on Facebook      
50Did anyone see my lost carrier? Share on Facebook      
51Did Joseph get upset when the Boy Jesus gave away his coin collection? Share on Facebook      
52Did ya hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video? She noticed that the people on the video weren't losing weight either. Share on Facebook      
53Did you ask me to "hold on"? Ok, but my Mom says it's a dirty habit! Share on Facebook      
54Did you ever notice that there are more horses' asses in the world than there are horses. Share on Facebook      
55Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty are "XL". Share on Facebook      
56Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. Share on Facebook      
57Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion? Share on Facebook      
58Did you have an extra bowl of stupid this morning? Share on Facebook      
59Did You hear about Micheal Jackson's new TV show ? It's called "Touched By An Uncle" Share on Facebook      
60Did you hear about the blonde that thought an "innuendo" is an Italian suppository ? Share on Facebook