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41Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Share on Facebook      
42Changing one thing for the better is worth more than proving a thousand things are wrong. Share on Facebook      
43Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done. Share on Facebook      
44Character is like a fence - it cannot be strengthened by whitewash. Share on Facebook      
45Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. Share on Facebook      
46Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are. Share on Facebook      
47Charm is getting the answer yes without asking a clear question. Share on Facebook      
48Chastity is curable, if detected early. Share on Facebook      
49Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. Share on Facebook      
50Cheerios are donut seeds. Share on Facebook      
51Chemistry: Physics without thought. Share on Facebook      
52Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire. Share on Facebook      
53Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. Share on Facebook      
54Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need do to lose weight is to take a bath. Share on Facebook      
55Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners. Share on Facebook      
56Children brighten up a home: They always forget to turn off the lights ! Share on Facebook      
57Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children. Share on Facebook      
58Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children. Share on Facebook      
59Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. Share on Facebook      
60Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. Share on Facebook