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41Be nice to your friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan. Share on Facebook      
42Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day. Share on Facebook      
43Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still. Share on Facebook      
44Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents. Share on Facebook      
45Be tender to the young, compassionate to the aged, tolerant with the weak. For in your life you will be all of these. Share on Facebook      
46Be thankful for problems. If they were less difficult, someone with less ability might have your job. Share on Facebook      
47Be very suspicious if the advertised price of a Caribbean cruise includes the phrase "Free Ammo". Share on Facebook      
48Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss. Share on Facebook      
49Be yourself. Who else is better qualified? Share on Facebook      
50Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon. Share on Facebook      
51Beautiful young people are acts of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. Share on Facebook      
52Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Share on Facebook      
53Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. Share on Facebook      
54Beauty is only a light switch away. Share on Facebook      
55Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people. Share on Facebook      
56Beauty is only skin deep...but ugly goes all the way to the bone! Share on Facebook      
57Beauty is quite different from charm, beauty is what you notice in a woman, charm is when a woman notices you. Share on Facebook      
58Beauty lasts for a moment, but ugly goes on and on and on. Share on Facebook      
59Becoming aware of my character defects leads me to the next step -- blaming my parents! Share on Facebook      
60Been there, done that and have the tee-shirt to prove it. Share on Facebook