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41A city is a large community where people are lonesome together. Share on Facebook      
42A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody has. Share on Facebook      
43A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. Share on Facebook      
44A clean house is a sign of a misspent life. Share on Facebook      
45A clean tie attracts the soup of the day. Share on Facebook      
46A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Share on Facebook      
47A closed mind is a good thing to lose. Share on Facebook      
48A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood. Share on Facebook      
49A closed mouth gathers no foot. Share on Facebook      
50A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done. Share on Facebook      
51A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. Share on Facebook      
52A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain. Share on Facebook      
53A committee is twelve men doing the work of one. Share on Facebook      
54A comparison of human population growth rates and mime population growth rates indicates that within twenty years the world will be overun by mimes and humans will be their slaves, toiling twenty five hours a day making stripy shirts and berets. Share on Facebook      
55A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer. Share on Facebook      
56A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Share on Facebook      
57A computer program will always do what you tell it to, and seldom what you want it to. Share on Facebook      
58A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. Share on Facebook      
59A conference is a gathering of important people who individually can't do anything but together can decide that nothing can be done. Share on Facebook      
60A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. Share on Facebook