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561Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. Share on Facebook      
562Why is in that in America they make the sick walk all the way to the back of the drugstore to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Share on Facebook      
563Why is it best to use the outhouse at noon? That's when the flies are in the kitchen. Share on Facebook      
564Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"? Share on Facebook      
565Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'? Share on Facebook      
566Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? Share on Facebook      
567Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them? Share on Facebook      
568Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Share on Facebook      
569Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space, but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall? Share on Facebook      
570Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. Share on Facebook      
571Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks? Share on Facebook      
572Why is it that in the US: If you take off all your clothes and walk down the street waving a machete and firing an Uzi, terrified citizens will phone the police and report: "There's a naked person outside!" Share on Facebook      
573Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bedridden for weeks? Share on Facebook      
574Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked? Share on Facebook      
575Why is it that night falls but day breaks? Share on Facebook      
576Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Share on Facebook      
577Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try? Share on Facebook      
578Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? Share on Facebook      
579Why is it that raindrops, but snowfalls? Share on Facebook      
580Why is it that to stop Microsoft Windows, you have to click on "Start"? Share on Facebook