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561There are people in this world who do not love their fellow man... I hate people like that ! Share on Facebook      
562There are some days I practice positive thinking.And other days I'm not positive, I am thinking. Share on Facebook      
563There are some strings. They're just not attached. Share on Facebook      
564There are still "incurable romantics" ... which I guess means we need better antibiotics. Share on Facebook      
565There are things I like, and there are things I shit on. Share on Facebook      
566There are three billion women who don't look like super models and ONLY eight who do. Share on Facebook      
567There are three dimensions to credit cards, length, width and debt. Share on Facebook      
568There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics. Share on Facebook      
569There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it's hot. Share on Facebook      
570There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. Share on Facebook      
571There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side. Share on Facebook      
572There are three sides to any story, my side, his side and the truth. Share on Facebook      
573There are three ways to get things done: do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or tell your kids not to do it. Share on Facebook      
574There are two kinds of friends : those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you. Share on Facebook      
575There are two kinds of pedestrians: The quick and the dead. Share on Facebook      
576There are two kinds of people who don't say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot. Share on Facebook      
577There are two kinds of people.Those who finish what they start and so on. Share on Facebook      
578There are two kinds of secrets : one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep. Share on Facebook      
579There are two major products to come out of Berkley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. Share on Facebook      
580There are two pips in a beaut, four beauts in a lulu, eight lulus in a doozy, and sixteen doozies in a humdinger. No one seems to know how many humdingers there are in a lollapalooza. Share on Facebook