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561An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. Share on Facebook      
562An armed society is a polite society. Share on Facebook      
563An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. Share on Facebook      
564An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support. Share on Facebook      
565An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. Share on Facebook      
566An educational system isn't worth a great deal if it teaches young people how to make a living but doesn't teach them how to make a life. Share on Facebook      
567An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications. Share on Facebook      
568An error doesn't become a mistake until you choose to ignore it. Share on Facebook      
569An error in the premise will appear in the conclusion. Share on Facebook      
570An escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. Share on Facebook      
571An expert is a man that has made all mistakes possible in a narrow field of expertise. Share on Facebook      
572An inch of time cannot be bought by an inch of gold. Share on Facebook      
573An ingrate is someone who bites the hand that feeds him then complains of indigestion. Share on Facebook      
574An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. Share on Facebook      
575An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. Share on Facebook      
576An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction. Share on Facebook      
577An obstacle is something you see when you take your eyes off the goal. Share on Facebook      
578An obstinate man does not hold opinions, they hold him. Share on Facebook      
579An old-timer is someone who remembers every detail of their life story, but cannot remember how many times they have told the same person. Share on Facebook      
580An optimist believes we live in the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears this is true. Share on Facebook