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541Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Share on Facebook      
542Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is? Share on Facebook      
543Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Share on Facebook      
544Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie? Share on Facebook      
545Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls. Share on Facebook      
546Why don't people on TV ever go to the bathroom? Share on Facebook      
547Why don't satanic warlocks ever appear on televison to exhort unbelievers to donate money to fight God? Share on Facebook      
548Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Share on Facebook      
549Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Share on Facebook      
550Why don't you go stick your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies? Share on Facebook      
551Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma. Share on Facebook      
552Why exactly is there a snow-globe with summer scenes? Share on Facebook      
553Why get real? Plastic is cheaper, It doesn't rot, It comes in prettier colors, and it's much easier to clean! Share on Facebook      
554Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? Share on Facebook      
555Why is "one" the loneliest number? I've found that you can clear out a room even faster with a well-placed "number two." Share on Facebook      
556Why is a boxing ring square? Share on Facebook      
557Why is a bra singular and panties plural? Share on Facebook      
558Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Share on Facebook      
559Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist? Share on Facebook      
560Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? Share on Facebook