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541America is a land where citizens vote for Democrats but hope to live like Republicans. Share on Facebook      
542America is like a melting pot. The people at the bottom get burned, and the scum floats to the top. Share on Facebook      
543America is the only country in the world where the poor have a parking problem. Share on Facebook      
544America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation. Share on Facebook      
545Americans divorce so much we are called the land of the free, and we get married so often that we are called home of the brave. Share on Facebook      
546Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift"... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git". Share on Facebook      
547An abstainer is a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Share on Facebook      
548An adolescent is someone who acts like a baby when they aren't treated like an adult. Share on Facebook      
549An adult is someone old enough to know better. Share on Facebook      
550An alcoholic is an egomaniac with an inferiority complex. Share on Facebook      
551An alcoholic is someone whose feet are firmly planted in thin air. Share on Facebook      
552An alcoholic is someone you don't like that drinks as much as you do. Share on Facebook      
553An apology is a good way to have the last word. Share on Facebook      
554An appendix is something found in the back of a book. Sometimes they get inside people and have to be taken out. Share on Facebook      
555An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor's cute then forget the fruit! Share on Facebook      
556An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An onion a day should take care of everyone else. Share on Facebook      
557An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But an onion a day keeps everyone away. Share on Facebook      
558An apple a day keeps the doctor from having to remind us that he has not made a house call since 1966. Share on Facebook      
559An Apple a day keeps Windows away. Share on Facebook      
560An apple every eight hours will keep three doctors away. Share on Facebook