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521The world is composed of givers and takers..the takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. Share on Facebook      
522The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. Share on Facebook      
523The world is full of wonderful, diverse individuals and we must accept them as they are...even if most of them are quite stupid. Share on Facebook      
524The world is so fast that there are days when the person who says it can't be done is interrupted by the person who is doing it. Share on Facebook      
525The world may be your oyster, but it doesn't mean you'll get its pearl. Share on Facebook      
526The world will end in five minutes. Please log out. Share on Facebook      
527The world would run a lot smoother if more men knew how to dance. Share on Facebook      
528The world's one big prison, and I'm the warden. Luckily, I'm also asleep. Share on Facebook      
529The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions. Share on Facebook      
530The zoo is a place for animals to study the behaviour of human beings. Share on Facebook      
531Their marriage was going O.K. until they bought a waterbed... ...then they started drifting apart. Share on Facebook      
532Theists think all gods but theirs are false. Atheists simply don't make an exception for the last one. Share on Facebook      
533Then there was the golfer who was sentenced to be hanged. He asked the warden if he could take a few practice swings first. Share on Facebook      
534Then there's the story he tells about meeting the blond Chinese girl on a bus who tells him all her problems. She says she is on her way to therapy, because she is a nymphomaniac, but she only gets turned on by Jewish cowboys. She then says, "by the way, what is your name?" He says, "Hi, I'm Bucky Goldstein." Share on Facebook      
535Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap... you choose. Share on Facebook      
536There ain't never been an animal born that can outrun a greased Scotsman! Share on Facebook      
537There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't. Share on Facebook      
538There are 2 fools in every market: one asks too little, one asks too much. Share on Facebook      
539There are 2 great secrets to success in life. The first is to not tell everything you know. Share on Facebook      
540There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't. Share on Facebook