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501Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Share on Facebook      
502Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games. Share on Facebook      
503Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance? Share on Facebook      
504Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda? Share on Facebook      
505Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? Share on Facebook      
506Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? Share on Facebook      
507Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? Share on Facebook      
508Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? Share on Facebook      
509Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? It's easier to run with your kilt up than your pants down! Share on Facebook      
510Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting? Share on Facebook      
511Why do stores always put their slowest clerks in the "express" lane? Share on Facebook      
512Why do the Dutch people have two names for their country, Holland and the Netherlands, and neither one includes the word Dutch? Share on Facebook      
513Why do they call it 'getting your dog fixed', when afterwards it doesn't work anymore? Share on Facebook      
514Why do they call it a One Night Stand when you're horizontal most of the time ? Share on Facebook      
515Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one? Share on Facebook      
516Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? Share on Facebook      
517Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? Share on Facebook      
518Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? Share on Facebook      
519Why do they sell hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight? Share on Facebook      
520Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Share on Facebook