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501The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! Share on Facebook      
502The wages of sin are eternal damnation. (the hours are good though) Share on Facebook      
503The Walrus may have been Paul, but Ringo was really a chicken sandwich with fries. Share on Facebook      
504The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks. Share on Facebook      
505The way to a man's heart is to saw his breastplate open. Share on Facebook      
506The way to make the cold winter go fast is to sign a note in October that becomes due in six months. Share on Facebook      
507The will to win is important, but the will to prepare is vital. Share on Facebook      
508The willow knows what the storm does not; the power to endure harm outlives the power to inflict it. Share on Facebook      
509The winner of the rat race is still a rat. Share on Facebook      
510The wireless telegraph is not that difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York and it meows in Los Angelos. The wireless is the same, only without the cat. Share on Facebook      
511The wise man puts all his eggs in one basket and watches the basket. Share on Facebook      
512The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise. Share on Facebook      
513The woman who thinks no man is good enough for her may be right.... But she is more often left. Share on Facebook      
514The wonder of a single snowflake outweighs the wisdom of a million meteorologists. Share on Facebook      
515The woods are always empty if you're a poor hunter. Share on Facebook      
516The word "gullible isn't in the dictionary. Share on Facebook      
517The word listen contains the same letters as the word silent. Share on Facebook      
518The words you speak today should be soft and tender... for tomorrow you may have to eat them. Share on Facebook      
519The workbench is always untidier than last time. Share on Facebook      
520The world is a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. Share on Facebook