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501All work and no play, will make you a manager. Share on Facebook      
502All you need is a sick mind and a healthy body. Share on Facebook      
503Allow me to introduce my selves. Share on Facebook      
504Almost anything is easier to get into than out of. Share on Facebook      
505Although married people fax often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day. Share on Facebook      
506Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. Share on Facebook      
507Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it. Share on Facebook      
508Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not. Share on Facebook      
509Always believe a woman when she says: "You don't want to know!" Share on Facebook      
510Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. Share on Facebook      
511Always buy Cornflakes packets in twos so that you can use one to top up the other if the contents have settled during transit. Share on Facebook      
512Always buy good shoes, and a good bed. Because if you aren't in one, you're in the other. Share on Facebook      
513Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and, furthermore, always carry a small snake. Share on Facebook      
514Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Share on Facebook      
515Always do the right thing. This will gratify some and astonish the rest. Share on Facebook      
516Always drink upstream from the herd. Share on Facebook      
517Always forgive your enemies ... Nothing annoys them so much. Share on Facebook      
518Always forgive your enemies but never forget their names. Share on Facebook      
519Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. Share on Facebook      
520Always glad to share my ignorance - I've got plenty. Share on Facebook