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481Why can't Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Socket be friends? Share on Facebook      
482Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn. Share on Facebook      
483Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA. Share on Facebook      
484Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Share on Facebook      
485Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? Share on Facebook      
486Why do bagpipers walk when they play? They're trying to get away from the noise. Share on Facebook      
487Why do ballerinas stand on their toes? Can't they just get taller women? Share on Facebook      
488Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid? Share on Facebook      
489Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Share on Facebook      
490Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? Share on Facebook      
491Why do drivers-education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Share on Facebook      
492Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. Share on Facebook      
493Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building? Share on Facebook      
494Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Share on Facebook      
495Why do men break wind more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. Share on Facebook      
496Why do men die before their wives? They want to. Share on Facebook      
497Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. Share on Facebook      
498Why do men forget everything and women remember everything? Share on Facebook      
499Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together? To prevent the sensible ones from going home. Share on Facebook      
500Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men? Share on Facebook