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481The trouble with life is there's no background music. Share on Facebook      
482The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a do-it-yourself thing. Share on Facebook      
483The trouble with man is two-fold; he cannot learn truths which are too complicated.. he forgets truths which are too simple. Share on Facebook      
484The trouble with some self-made men is that they worship their creator. Share on Facebook      
485The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing... and then marry him. Share on Facebook      
486The trouble with talking too fast is, you may say something you haven't thought of yet. Share on Facebook      
487The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. Share on Facebook      
488The trouble with trouble is that it starts out as fun. Share on Facebook      
489The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job. Share on Facebook      
490The trouble with work is - it's so daily. Share on Facebook      
491The Truth is always the truth unless the grand truth is proven untrue. Share on Facebook      
492The truth is like ice water, it shocks you when it hits you, but no one's ever died from it. Share on Facebook      
493The truth is what is, what should be is a dirty lie. Share on Facebook      
494The truth will set you free.. but a good lie can always break you out. Share on Facebook      
495The truth will set you free...but first, it will make you miserable. Share on Facebook      
496The two most common things in the Universe are hydrogen, and stupidity. Share on Facebook      
497The vagina is its own little person. It gets haircuts from time to time, sometimes it has its own lawyer. Everything affects it: kittens, balloon rides, Dave Matthews in concert. What affects the penis? Whiskey and pepper spray, that's it. Share on Facebook      
498The Vending Machine Theory: "Stuff tastes better when it falls." Share on Facebook      
499The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." Share on Facebook      
500The voices held a convention in my head. Anger tied with Jealousy. Share on Facebook