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481All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store, with a pricing gun. She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store." Share on Facebook      
482All of us are God's creatures... just some are more creature than others. Share on Facebook      
483All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Share on Facebook      
484All power corrupts, but we need the electricity. Share on Facebook      
485All power corrupts. Absolute power is pretty neat, though. Share on Facebook      
486All probabilities are really 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won't. Share on Facebook      
487All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair. Share on Facebook      
488All stressed out and no one to choke. Share on Facebook      
489All sunshine makes a desert. Share on Facebook      
490All that glitters has a high refractive index. Share on Facebook      
491All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. Share on Facebook      
492All the problems we face in North America today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian. Share on Facebook      
493All the so-called "secrets of success" will not work unless you do. Share on Facebook      
494All things being equal, fat people use more soap. Share on Facebook      
495All things being equal, you lose. Share on Facebook      
496All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Share on Facebook      
497All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage. Share on Facebook      
498All true wisdom is found on T-shirts. Share on Facebook      
499All warranties expire upon payment of invoice. Share on Facebook      
500All work and no play is the average school day. Share on Facebook