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461Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? Share on Facebook      
462Why am I frowning? It takes 42 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile and I need the exercise! Share on Facebook      
463Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited? Share on Facebook      
464Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"? Share on Facebook      
465Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered ? Share on Facebook      
466Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just as needy throughout the rest of the year? Share on Facebook      
467Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"? Share on Facebook      
468Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Share on Facebook      
469Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Share on Facebook      
470Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book? They all have phones. Share on Facebook      
471Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? Share on Facebook      
472Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? Share on Facebook      
473Why are they called tamp-ons and not tamp-ins? Share on Facebook      
474Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers? Men don't like flowers. I've been wearing a great new scent. It's called New Car Interior. Share on Facebook      
475Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible? Share on Facebook      
476Why be difficult? Put some effort in and be impossible. Share on Facebook      
477Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Share on Facebook      
478Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free. Share on Facebook      
479Why can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance? Share on Facebook      
480Why can't DOS ever say "Excellent command or filename"? Share on Facebook