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461The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. Share on Facebook      
462The survival of the fittest is going to make some guy awful lonesome some day. Share on Facebook      
463The taste of low quality lingers long after the satisfaction of low price. Share on Facebook      
464The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Share on Facebook      
465The things I fear may all be imaginary; so what I fear most is my imagination. Share on Facebook      
466The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. Share on Facebook      
467The tip you leave now for lunch would have bought you one twenty years ago. Share on Facebook      
468The tire is only flat on the bottom. Share on Facebook      
469The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. Share on Facebook      
470The total intelligence on the planet is constant; the population is growing. Share on Facebook      
471The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat. Share on Facebook      
472The toughest thing in business is minding your own. Share on Facebook      
473The tree of life is self-pruning. Share on Facebook      
474The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. Share on Facebook      
475The trouble is, by the time you have money to burn, the fire has gone out. Share on Facebook      
476The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. Share on Facebook      
477The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. Share on Facebook      
478The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. Share on Facebook      
479The trouble with getting a life is making the payments. Share on Facebook      
480The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along. Share on Facebook