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461All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Share on Facebook      
462All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance. Share on Facebook      
463All I got for Christmas was a sweater... I would have prefered a screamer or a moaner. Share on Facebook      
464All I want is a warm bed and a kind word, and unlimited power. Share on Facebook      
465All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done. Share on Facebook      
466All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work. Share on Facebook      
467All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way. Share on Facebook      
468All marriages are happy...it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Share on Facebook      
469All men are animals, some just make better pets Share on Facebook      
470All men are different, but husbands are all alike Share on Facebook      
471All men are homeless, but some are home less than others. Share on Facebook      
472All men are idiots...and I married their king. Share on Facebook      
473All men are not fools, there are still some bachelors. Share on Facebook      
474All men can fly, but sadly, only in one direction -- down. Share on Facebook      
475All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. Share on Facebook      
476All mothers are working mothers. Share on Facebook      
477All Muslims are forbidden to watch television in Afghanistan. My wife thinks this is called "The Tellyban" Share on Facebook      
478All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under. Share on Facebook      
479All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness. Share on Facebook      
480All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. Share on Facebook