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441While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery. Share on Facebook      
442Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you." Share on Facebook      
443White guy. Can't dunk. Share on Facebook      
444Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings. Share on Facebook      
445Who am I calling "stupid?" I don't know. What's your name ? Share on Facebook      
446Who am I? I'm indecision. I'm everything. I'm nothing. And I may even be both. Share on Facebook      
447Who are these children, and why do they keep calling me Mom? Share on Facebook      
448Who are these kids and why are they calling me mom? Share on Facebook      
449Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? Share on Facebook      
450Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts! Share on Facebook      
451Who is "General Failure" and why is he reading my hard disk? Share on Facebook      
452Who lit the fuse on your tampon? Share on Facebook      
453Who says nothing is impossible, I have been doing nothing for years. Share on Facebook      
454Who stopped payment on my reality check? Share on Facebook      
455Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?" Share on Facebook      
456Whoever called it "necking" was a poor judge of anatomy. Share on Facebook      
457Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one. Share on Facebook      
458Whoever follows a crowd will never be followed by a crowd. Share on Facebook      
459Whoever said the hand is quicker than the eye obviously never tried rolling them down a ramp. Share on Facebook      
460Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad. Share on Facebook