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441The simple things are always hard. Share on Facebook      
442The sky already fell. Now what? Share on Facebook      
443The sky is falling. No, I'm tipping over backwards. Share on Facebook      
444The small print takes away what the big print grants! Share on Facebook      
445The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. Share on Facebook      
446The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem. Share on Facebook      
447The solving of a problem lies in finding the solvers. Share on Facebook      
448The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. Share on Facebook      
449The specialist learns more and more about less and less until, finally, he knows everything about nothing. The generalist learns less and less about more and more until, finally, he knows nothing about everything. Share on Facebook      
450The speed of time is one-second per second. Share on Facebook      
451The squeaky wheel doesn't always get the grease, sometimes it gets replaced. Share on Facebook      
452The statement following is true. The statement prior is false. Share on Facebook      
453The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. Share on Facebook      
454The stomach expands to accommodate the amount of junk food available. Share on Facebook      
455The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney. Share on Facebook      
456The sun goes down just when you need it the most. Share on Facebook      
457The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows. Share on Facebook      
458The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. Share on Facebook      
459The surest sign that there is intelligent life somewhere in the Universe is that it hasn't tried to contact us. Share on Facebook      
460The surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth. Share on Facebook