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441Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers. Share on Facebook      
442Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question. Share on Facebook      
443Alcoholism is the only disease that tries to convince you that you don't have it. Share on Facebook      
444Alex, I'll take 'Things Only I Know' for $200 Share on Facebook      
445Algebra was easy for the Romans because "X" was always 10. Share on Facebook      
446Alimony is having an ex-husband you can bank on. Share on Facebook      
447Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. Share on Facebook      
448Alimony: funds which allow a woman who lived unhappily married to live happily unmarried. Share on Facebook      
449All 5 second grenade fuses burn down in 3 seconds Share on Facebook      
450All American cars are basically Chevrolets. Share on Facebook      
451All animals, except man, know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it. Share on Facebook      
452All answers questioned here. Share on Facebook      
453All bicycles weigh 50 pounds, except that a 30 pound bicycle needs a 20 pound lock, a 40 pound bicycle needs a 10 pound lock, and a 50 pound bicycle does not need a lock. Share on Facebook      
454All computers wait at the same speed. Share on Facebook      
455All diseases run into one, old age. Share on Facebook      
456All generalisations are dangerous, even this one. Share on Facebook      
457All generalizations are false, including this one. Share on Facebook      
458All generalizations are false. Share on Facebook      
459All good things must come to an end, I just want to know when they start! Share on Facebook      
460All hope abandon, ye who enter here! Share on Facebook