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421Where do I find recovery? Twelve steps past any lengths. Share on Facebook      
422Where do you find a no legged dog? Right where you left him. Share on Facebook      
423Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep. Share on Facebook      
424Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. Share on Facebook      
425Where does the fire go when the fire goes out? Share on Facebook      
426Where ever there is injustice, you will find us. Where ever there is suffering, we'll be there. Where ever liberty is threatened, you will find The Three Amigos! Share on Facebook      
427Where important matters are of concern, one can either explain himself clearly or accurately; never both; and neither easily. Share on Facebook      
428Where subtlety fails, we must simply make do with cream pies. Share on Facebook      
429Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives. Share on Facebook      
430Where there's smoke...there's dinner Share on Facebook      
431Where will you be sitting in eternity--smoking or non-smoking? Share on Facebook      
432Where would the world be without crazy people? Share on Facebook      
433Where would we be without rhetorical questions? Share on Facebook      
434Where's the Kaboom? There's supposed to be an earth-shattering Kaboom! Share on Facebook      
435Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends entirely on your frame of reference. Share on Facebook      
436Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. Share on Facebook      
437Which is worse: Ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares? Share on Facebook      
438Which one of these is the non-smoking lifeboat? Share on Facebook      
439While golfing the other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs. Share on Facebook      
440While having never invented a sin, I'm trying to perfect several. Share on Facebook