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421The sad truth is, there is not a man for every woman. That's why god invented sex toys. Share on Facebook      
422The safest place during an earthquake would be in a stationary store. Share on Facebook      
423The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography Share on Facebook      
424The school board decided to remove speech and debate from the course schedule; there was no argument. Share on Facebook      
425The school should pay me to skip class. Call it a "tuition refund" if you will. Share on Facebook      
426The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you're off of it. Share on Facebook      
427The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. Share on Facebook      
428The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much. Share on Facebook      
429The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Share on Facebook      
430The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you have it made. Share on Facebook      
431The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. Share on Facebook      
432The secret of the universe is @*&^^^ NO CARRIER Share on Facebook      
433The secret to getting rid of unwanted pubic hair is to spit. Share on Facebook      
434The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it. Share on Facebook      
435The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. Share on Facebook      
436The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. Share on Facebook      
437The ship is safer in the harbour, but it is not meant for that. Share on Facebook      
438The shortest distance between two points is under construction. Share on Facebook      
439The sicker you get, the harder it is to remember if you took your medicine. Share on Facebook      
440The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les. Share on Facebook